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[God]
Get everything you ever need
In aisle three
Only $6.66
And don’t forget to give our lovely administration a tip
Get your dip, your cat nip
Ritz and tits in print!
Act now, now, now, now, NOW
Wow that’s a deal (with the devil)
A real steal!
Head down before you keel

Lem: Alright stay focused, you’re just going in for cigarettes, that’s all you need
Lem: Wait a minute - is - that microwavable jello?
Red: That’s - that’s pretty cool
Lem: Two for two on the lighters??
Red: (laughs) what the…
Lem: Wha- fifty percent off on cheese pops?!
Red: Oh my god
Lem: seventy-fi- WOOOOO
Red: What the fuck?

[Red + Lem]
Well I might as well just plop here!
Crib’s got gear!
Do not fear it’s on sale!
And it says here in Japanese, Jive, and Brail!
Kale, food for snail, the Holy Grail!
Aisle for aisle, I have a feeling I’ll be here awhile
And here’s the six fixes for it!
Four more if you mix ‘em!
Tricks on them! Duped on! I got coupons!
For an extra Grey Poupon!
Pardon me it’s hard to see the jargon gleaming on the carton
But those are bargains
I’m too busy biting for the barking
So let me at it
Addict for grabbing, knapping, and bagging
Might need those bulk napkins after the ads stab him

Lem: Yo, can I do a pack of Ace, menthols
Old Clerk: Holy smokes! Acetaldehyde? You’re a little young to be dyin’ on me!
Lem: Look man, can I just please have my menthols
Red: And uh - a pack of-
Old Clerk: Huh??
Red: Hubba bubba…while you’re back there
Old Clerk: Hubba bubba…hubba bubba…Here you go! Here’s your cancer-
Lem: Thank you, thank you
Old Clerk: And here’s your diabetes!
Red: Thanks…jesus
Lem: Christ
Old Clerk: Hey ya better stop talking to yourself you know! It’s kinda freaky!
Lem: Don’t listen to him man-
Old Clerk: Freaky!
Lem: (sigh) he’s a kook

*door opens*

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from S A M S A R A, released March 9, 2016

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